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Dear Coles,
I am writing to ask about the possibility of becoming a model for your Coles “You'll Love Coles” range. I am an ardent fan of these quality products and would be honoured to become the face of one of them. I would happily put my image on whatever new product you add to the range next, but my preferred choices would be cask wine, caffeine pills or coathangers. Please find attached some shots of myself – I can fake-smile all the way up to my eyes and I have a pretty big rack which you could include on the packaging if you wanted to. Or crop it out if you want to keep it family-friendly. Completely up to you. I also took the liberty of making some mock-ups of possible product designs (see attached). I think they speak for themselves. Thanks for your time, I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours Sincerely,
Madison Chambers