advice
1. don't tell your mother
2. never humour men
3. grow a moustache on your pussy (Matthew Glanville)
4. there's something wrong with everyone, and it's usually pretty easily fixed
5. everything will be different in six months anyway
6. everyone who's ever messed with me has ended up pregnant and on the dole (Jordyn Aranga)
7. don't eat a carrot lying down
8. show some fucking adaptability
9. don't download .rar files
10. just fuck with people, they never do anything. Unless they want to fight you, then you run away (Ben Smith)
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