Dear Meredith,
I am a huge fan of your work. You are a fascinating young woman. I would relish the opportunity to get to know you on a more personal level and find out what makes you tick. Coffee? 021 101 1337
- Solicitous, Petone
Dear Solicitous,
I am pleased that you have engaged with my work enough to contact me, but I must make it clear that although I sometimes explore fairly personal themes in a public arena, I am actually a very private person. As such I am, as a rule, not available for the type of rendezvous you envisage.
Thanks for reading!
- Meredith
Meredith,
Why did you draw that comic about me. I am pretty disappointed TBH. You know the one I mean.
Fuck you
- Disgruntled, Bishopdale
Dear Disgruntled,
I assure you that I have never drawn a comic about you. Granted, the situation depicted is nearly identical, but it is actually pure fiction!
Stay cool,
- Meredith
Hey Mere,
Why don't you just grow a pair and ask that guy out?
xoxo
- Pragmatic, Richmond
Dear Pragmatic,
I'm planning to do so tomorrow. Wish me luck! I'll let you know how it goes.
- Meredith
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