better work stories

having departed Hoff & Gamer i would be at liberty to discuss the sequence of hands at smoko with the main identifying features for each man being a) the amount of grease b) the incidence of prison tattoos and c) missing digits; also to catalogue the numerous small transgressions that wore me ragged in a 32hr week coming mostly from oily chaps in management and that vapid woman crapping on about her new kitchen. it might have made a good story once but i don't work there anymore and i don't care to remember it and presently i'm just keeping my hand in the game.