(before singing YBIAW) - "This is the song that bought me a house and lost me a career..."

- John Mayer, perennially the raw mess of collegiate insecurity/bravado

At 33, John Mayer will probably not grow out of being a dickhead. However, the number of sex dreams I have had about him is greater than one.

THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM MAYER:

1. If you have a reputation for being a slut/womaniser, people will come to you to get laid.

2. At 6'4", you're everybody's type.

Happy Christmas John Mayer. Thanks for that song they play on the easy listening station that we listen to at my work. Uplifting every time