hi i'm a university student i wear jeans a size too small with a really ugly wash and i go on twitter in my lectures and talk about how sexieee and famouse our film101 lecturer is and then i write dan savage quotes in the ladies' room and sometimes if i'm feeling daring i even write "VEGANS FUCK BETTER" and then i go back to the halls that my parents pay for me to live in and eat the food included in the costs and complain about it even though i have gained 10kg over the last semester so it can't be that bad, and i walk really slowly and congest all the hallways like cholesterol, and i give the stinkeye to everyone who isn't just liek meeeeeeeee