Current desires: To divorce my body. Seductive ontological perspective of dualism has taken hold to the extent that I would wish to step out of myself and look into my own face, run my fingers through my hair, run away and start a new life together, and my heart will squeeze our blood around like honey.

Academic exercise: At what point will suicide be fully integrated as a mainstream marketing myth to the extent that self-immolation will become a prerequisite for admission into the Top 40 charts?

Existential threats: Nothing can be proved to have been an existential threat until post mortem, and I am not going to die yet, so there is no such threat.