Caught In The Act.....Almost!

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight
under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and
unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the
woman, “Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, “No he didn't. He just walked
in the door.”
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