been revelling in my many fine attributes lately. seriously i'm not sure if this is just some transient break from low self-esteem or if this is a major personal development, but i feel pretty competent all of the time. which is great because how will i ever catch a man unless i'm 'together'? been thinking about 'what guys want' and i guess it's just what everyone wants: somebody whose success they can leech off. when i grow up i'm going to be a congresswoman and i'll have 5 deadbeat boyfriends and they'll all be total losers who run me ragged but they'll be really good looking. "i'm not paying for you to go to art school again Enrique, you've already dropped out twice."