Sometimes when people are talking to me I imagine how giant squid reproduce, always making it as disgusting as possible like: locking tentacles and some sort of gory mutual penetration involving beaks and then ejaculation into brain and then mutual death and fusion into rotting hybrid cadaver/eggcase which is eventually consumed by the offspring. Or eels. Eels are worse, I won't even tell you about them. Yuck. I'm really glad people don't know what I'm thinking about.