Current nightmares: Skin diseases covering hands and forearms or huge patches of pigmentation on legs; I have just fucked my ex boyfriend and he is whining like a dog and I am trying to make him leave because I CAN'T get back together with him.

Small comforts: A good pair of boots with a sneaky extra inch in the heel so I look like a towering bulldyke and no one will try to hit on me, looking into a beautiful face and pretending it's a mirror, Pam's Instant Coffee.